| You can get paid for that? |
[Jun. 24th, 2008|10:13 am] |
Clinical Specialist - Pain/ITB
A specialist in being a Pain In The Butt?
(I've been trying to avoid posting these, 'cuz after all, they're really the low-hanging fruit in the online comedy universe. There's been a listing for "Folder - Garment" there for a long time, and while yes, I can hold a group of documents together pretty well, I don't think draping me over your shoulders would keep the chill out.) |
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| Another Perfect Fit! |
[Feb. 20th, 2008|03:27 pm] |
Job Title: Non-Operative Spine and Pain Management Physicians
I can say with complete assurance that when it comes to being a spine or pain management physician, I can be totally non-operative!
Tho I guess just raking in money while telling patients, "Nope. Uh-uh. No can do!" would wear on one after a while.
So for a change of pace, there's this opening: EpicCare Analyst/ Trainer
See, they're not about the treatment, they're about the saga of the treatment! |
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| Stat! |
[Nov. 26th, 2007|08:30 am] |
Another job listing:
Hospital Speech Language Pathologist
Well, I'm glad they've found a treatment for the way people talk in hospitals! |
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| Somebody wants the Red Sox to lose their web presence? |
[Oct. 25th, 2007|10:30 am] |
Another job listing: INTERNAL AUDITOR - SOX 404 COMPLIANCE
In the world of news.admin.net-abuse.email, "404" refers to the error one gets trying to read a website that's been taken down. So when a spammer is identified to an ISP and the ISP takes down the spammer's page, one can proudly declare the spammer's site as being "404 compliant."
So the listing sounds like somebody's willing to pay a full-time employee to insure the Sox stay off the web. I can but stand back and admire such vindictive dedication.
(Wikipedia and other places identify SOX 404 as part of the Sarbanes-Oxley Act.) |
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